Chronicles • August 30, 2026

Static Cleared: The New Rolling with Scissors Machine is Live

Sorry about the two-week dead air. The show never stopped broadcasting, but the machinery was getting a complete, ground-up overhaul. If you noticed the silence on the web end, it is because we were busy ditching the bloated third-party page builders and corporate scaffolding for something built entirely from scratch. This is a completely custom website, engineered from the metal up using custom PHP and CSS so we own every single line of code. No middleware, no telemetry, just pure broadcast infrastructure.

While we were under the hood, we also completely overhauled the site categories. We stripped out the clutter and streamlined the entire layout to make finding episodes, archives, and dispatches significantly simpler and cleaner. We hope you like the new setup.

We are still ironing out a few static patches in the transmitter room. The Signal Drift page is currently behaving in reverse—it is showing the last post instead of the very first post. If you want to follow the serialized story right now, scroll all the way to the bottom, find the very first post, and read the entire descent chronologically. Give us a little more time to get the sorting code straightened out so it behaves properly.

The machinery is humming, the categories are locked down, and we are officially back on track.

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