The Beer-to-X-Ray Ratio
What do you do when the rain cancels and you’re only three blocks from home? You cancel the bus, crank the Adrenaline Mob, and head straight for the brewery.
Month: April 2026
Smart TVs and the Death of Simple Joy
I woke up to a purple TV and a Roku interface that wanted to fight me. One hard reset later, I’m stuck in a loop of email codes and “Smart” requirements. Whatever happened to just plugging things in?
Signal Drift: Chapter 22
“Going kinetic!” Cronauer roared. With a 600-pound BMW GS as his projectile and an AR-15 snapped from its scabbard, he dives into the chaos of the Coon Valley creamery to protect the only assets the “auditors” haven’t yet bled dry.
Killing the Clutter: The Great Header Purge
The old header was a bloated monolith that was blocking the view. We’ve moved to a new in-line layout, purged the clutter, and made sure the content is front and center. Here’s why the change was necessary.
The Botanical Filth: Episode 1
My buddy Thump sends me beautiful flower pictures from California, but let’s be real: these are just high-res shots of plant sex organs. It’s time we call it what it is.
Size Matters (But Length Isn’t Everything)
I realized this morning that no matter how much leverage you have, there are just some things you can’t do—even with a big stick.
The 4/20 Gateway Protocol: Episode 1346
It’s not a police code—it’s an appointment with a statue. This 4/20, we’re exploring the “Gateway Frequency” with a three-hour trip through the hazy history of altered states.
Transmission 1345: The Beautiful Weirdness of Agent K
I forgot to post the show last week, and I feel like an idiot. But the signal is back with Agent K’s latest installment of beautiful weirdness. Buckle up; we’re in bat country now.
Controlled Frequencies and Dystopian Realities
Am I the only one who thinks The Hunger Games is just 1984 with better outfits? Plus, a look at why we call music “Rock” and “Blues” and an apology for last week’s missing show.
Signal Drift: Chapter 21
“We were wrong about the EMP, Cronauer. It wasn’t just a stray burst.” Through a crackling Yaesu handheld, Dave reveals the architect behind the “Dark Sky” burst—and why the Driftless valleys were left intact to serve a new, predatory kingdom.