Chronicles

Broken Banks & Cart Crashes

A simple trip to the bank and grocery store turned into a full-on obstacle course—ATM failures, grocery cart collisions, unsolicited life stories, and the kind of customer service that makes you question reality. Welcome to a Monday in Florida.

Chronicles

CBS Just Lost Its Soul

I’ve always believed CBS stood apart—anchored by the ghost of Walter Cronkite and driven by a duty to speak truth to power. But now, the last defender of that legacy just walked away because CBS’s parent company decided appeasing the Cheto in Chief mattered more than journalistic integrity. That’s not just betrayal—it’s the funeral march of a free press.”

Chronicles

Happy 92nd, Willie

Rolling with Scissors is calling an audible — instead of U2, we’re celebrating Willie Nelson’s 92nd birthday with a deep dive into his outlaw legacy, weird collaborations, and timeless storytelling.