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Where Are My Glasses, Apple?

Let me start with a confession: I assumed by now—in the year 2025—we’d be living in a world where I could walk down the street, glance through my glasses, and read a text message. Or check my email. Or pull up a map on my face like some cyberpunk badass. Not in an over-the-top headset. … Read more

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Me and HAL 9000 (a.k.a. My AI Secretary)

I’ll be honest—when this whole AI thing first came out, I didn’t want anything to do with it. I flat-out refused to use it. I had all the usual reasons locked and loaded: “It feels like cheating,” “It’s not real writing,” “It’s just regurgitated noise.” I’d rattle those excuses off like gospel any time someone … Read more

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Easter, 4/20, and a Paddle to the Face

So today is April 20th. For some, that means Easter. For others, it means… something a little different. And if you’re like me, you might be wondering what kind of cosmic joke lined those two things up on the same date this year. But jokes aside, let’s talk about 4/20. The date has become a … Read more

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Alexa, Play My Childhood

This morning, like I do some mornings, I asked Alexa to play a song. “Alexa, play Roxanne by The Police.” A few seconds later, those first few iconic notes hit—and just like that, I wasn’t in my bedroom anymore. I wasn’t waking up slowly or shaking off the sleep. I was back in Madison, Wisconsin, … Read more

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4% Battery, Full Reset: Rolling with Omertà

This morning caught me off guard. Nothing earth-shattering happened—no revelation from the sky or cosmic event. But something lined up just right, and it reminded me that sometimes, the little things can knock you flat in the best possible way. I got up, had my coffee, and got ready to run a couple errands. One … Read more

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One-Hit Dilemma?

Good morning, friends. Hope you’re doing alright out there. Let’s talk music for a minute—and not just any music, but the kind that sticks with you. The kind that makes you stop what you’re doing and say, “Who is this?” That happened to me recently, and it’s been bouncing around in my head ever since. … Read more

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The Voice That Stopped Me Cold

I didn’t know a damn thing about Oceans of Slumber before I played them on the show last night. They’d been hanging around the edges of my radar, but I’d never really taken the time to dive in. Then I hit play… and that voice came through—and everything stopped. I found myself asking, “Who is … Read more

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What Happens If We Erase DEI?

What Happens If We Erase DEI? When I was in school, I had an Individualized Education Plan (IEP) every single year. From elementary through high school, it was the thing that kept me from getting completely lost in the system. Without it, I would’ve been written off like so many other disabled students—quietly pushed to … Read more