Chronicles

Stranded by Greyhound, Rescued by Alpha

I didn’t fall off the face of the earth—I just got stuck ten feet in the air on the side of a Greyhound bus, stranded at Dutch Mill, rescued by a guy named Alpha, and accidentally moved to Eau Claire. It’s cheaper than Madison, the apartment’s mostly accessible, the ethernet jack was wired by a drunk raccoon, and Rolling with Scissors is back just in time for the pledge drive.

Chronicles

The Supreme Court Just Screwed Us Again

The Supreme Court just handed more power to presidents, made it harder to block shady policies, told Texas to crawl up your browser history, and gave parents a free pass to pretend LGBTQ+ people don’t exist. If you’re not pissed yet, you’re not paying attention.

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Minnesota Bleeds, Iran Burns – and Trump Celebrates Himself

As Minnesota bleeds and Iran erupts in protest, Donald Trump throws himself a birthday parade wrapped in fake patriotism and military fanfare. With two Democratic politicians shot—one fatally—and a manhunt underway, the president offered nothing but a hollow “tragedy” before parading like a dictator. This isn’t leadership. It’s propaganda.

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No Ramp? No Problem — Just Drop the Stroller

The Department of Energy is quietly trying to eliminate accessibility requirements in new federally funded buildings—and most people don’t even realize how much they stand to lose. Ramps, elevators, curb cuts, accessible bathrooms—this rollback affects more than just disabled folks. It affects everyone. Comments are due June 16.