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The Resurrection of Frank: The Cannery Row Dynasty

The Resurrection of Frank: The Cannery Row Dynasty

by Lucas Prince of Darkness | Jun 1, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles

I’m going to be completely honest with you guys: I thought the trail had gone cold. When we last checked in on the brutal geopolitical landscape of The Brewing Projekt patio, the entire Far Pit was in a state of mourning. Frank—our unofficially elected mayor, our...
Stolen Slat Sovereignty

Stolen Slat Sovereignty

by Lucas Prince of Darkness | May 21, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles

Yesterday, since it was so damn nice out, I decided to take a brief sanity break from the day job. I was right in the middle of waiting for my workstation to finish processing some massive, system-heavy rendering tasks anyway, so instead of staring blankly at a...
The Water Threat

The Water Threat

by Lucas Prince of Darkness | May 17, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles

This is a direct continuation of the wheelchair repair saga from yesterday, but we need to talk about another massive, invisible barrier that nobody in the able-bodied world ever thinks about. Weather. Specifically, rain. If you walk on two legs and it starts pouring...
The Wheelchair Junkyard: Fighting the Red Tape Express

The Wheelchair Junkyard: Fighting the Red Tape Express

by Lucas Prince of Darkness | May 16, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles

I am currently sitting around waiting for parts for my wheelchair. If you’ve ever had to deal with Medicaid, you already know the timeline moves at the speed of a dying glacier. I’m used to it. It’s no big deal, I can wait. Except for one universal truth of the...
The 40-Year Tailspin: Reality, Math, and the Danger Zone

The 40-Year Tailspin: Reality, Math, and the Danger Zone

by Lucas Prince of Darkness | May 15, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles, Uncategorized

What in the actual, literal, chronological hell happened to the fabric of reality? I was sitting here thinking about the original Top Gun. You know, the one with the actual F-14 Tomcats, the volleyball montage that launched a thousand gym memberships, and the...
The Flavortown Gauntlet: Why I Almost Started Swinging

The Flavortown Gauntlet: Why I Almost Started Swinging

by Lucas Prince of Darkness | May 15, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles

I’m a little late to the party on this one, but I just got a phone call that nearly sent me through a wall. Someone rang me up, dead serious, and told me that Guy Fieri—the man, the myth, the bleach-blonde legend—had officially bought State Street Brats. Now, I...
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